Signing In At The Civil Affairs Bureau, I Was Rewarded With A Gorgeous Wife

Illuminated by the eerie green glow of an unknown oil lamp as well as the headlamps attached to their hats, the group panicked to discover that this small space of barely more than twenty square meters was filled with stacks of white bones!

Their spirits slowly sank at this sight. If they couldn't find a new path, would they end up joining these white bones?

"Look, the clothes on these bodies are modern!"

Professor Yan showed no fear, but rather an enthusiastic interest in studying them: "It seems these poor souls were local workers. Judging by the fact that the copper door is undamaged, these people must have used Luoyang shovels to break through the soil layer and then dug out this passage."

"However, their presence here also proves one thing to us, that anything in the underground relics has yet to be disturbed, which is good news for us!"

"Professor Yan... maybe you should think about how we can avoid repeating their mistakes..."

Ouyang Jie sighed, "There's no way forward. Should we rest here or continue searching?"

Nobody wanted to stay in such a place, surrounded by the deceased. But as they continued to search, they reluctantly found that this was the only way forward.

Could this really be the extent of the underground relics?

Song Yun furrowed his brow and stepped forward to examine the bones, picking up a femur with a gloved hand and saying, "This is a thigh bone with signs of fractures, which suggests that these people died from abnormal causes, having experienced a battle while they were alive!"

"And look at this one, the slash marks on this bone!"

"If these people were still alive... given their size, how could they have fought in such a cramped space?"

Without meaning to, everyone's mind began to simulate the process... until the bloody truth made them all shudder in horror.

"It's horrific..."

One of Professor Yan's youngest disciples couldn't stop his legs from shaking.

"What could have made them turn on each other?"

Song Yun muttered to himself, finding it impossible to believe. These grown adults wouldn't even be able to move; they'd fill the entire space just by standing there. Could it have been for... profit?

Unlikely, he thought, knowing that the work of a local laborer was typically a family trade, characterized by tight-knit relationships to prevent backstabbing.

Then what terrible thing had they encountered?

Song Yun looked up carefully at the small space, it seemed even less likely!

What was it, then?

"Hm? What's this fragrance? Am I hallucinating?"

Ouyang Jie, knitting his brows, knew that since he wore a gas mask, it should be impossible for any smell to reach him!

"I smell it too!"

Song Yun shouted, "Quick, block the air vents with something! This scent might be the very cause of the local workers killing each other!"

Upon hearing this, the group panicked. They were equipped to deal with anything the underground relics threw at them, but there was no extra room for things like cotton cloth.

"It's the lamp! It must be the lamp!"

Professor Yan shouted to Song Yun, "They added a hallucinogen to the lamp oil!"

Song Yun's eyes narrowed, and he threw his dagger toward the lamp.

"Crack!"

The lamp shattered into pieces, but by then the strange fragrance had already filled the air, clouding everyone's vision.

"Virgin boy urine is a cure for all poisons!"

Song Yun searched his memory and yelled, before charging towards Ouyang Jie.

"What are you doing, Song Yun! Ah, help! No, it's your sister I like! No, don't!"

Seeing Song Yun come at him intent on unbuckling his belt, Ouyang Jie cried out.

"You'd better be telling the truth, kid, or only one of us is walking out of here alive today!"

Song Yun's gaze was icy. He knew his own strength better than anyone. His body, modified by the system, was no longer comparable to that of an average person; if he were to lose his mind, the other six would be brutally killed by him!

"Big brother! I beg you, spare me!"

"Get undressed! And pee!"

"Ah??? No, big brother, that kind of thing doesn't just come on command!"

"Ouyang Jie! You better hurry up if you don't want to die!"

Professor Yan could hardly stand at this point, stumbling into the darkness, calling out incessantly, "Huan Huan, my Huan Huan, wait for daddy!"

Hou Guangliang tightly clung to Professor Yan from behind; if someone was lost now, the chances of finding them again were virtually zero!

"It's you! You executioner! Give me back my daughter! Give her back!"

Professor Yan was in a frenzy, seemingly transformed into a different person, the veins in his hands bulging as he spun around and fiercely choked Hou Guangliang's throat.

Hou Guangliang's defenses were instantly shattered by this powerful force, his hands slapping at Professor Yan incessantly, but the professor had gone mad, unresponsive to the outside world.

"Damn it!"

Song Yun quickly stepped forward, delivering a precise karate chop to the back of Professor Yan's neck, skillfully executed so as not to injure him while knocking him out.

"I... Damn! I thought I was a goner! Thanks, Boss Song!"

Hou Guangliang knelt on the ground, gasping for air. The recent scare was intense; Professor Yan might seem frail and scholarly, but his strength was truly formidable!

"Ouyang Jie! Are you done yet, damn it!"

Song Yun shouted, "Which one of you is still a virgin!"

"...I... I'm not anymore..."

"I wasn't since high school!"

"This... don't look at me, though I'm not handsome, I'm already married!"

"What about you, Little Hou?"

"Boss Song... I have a fiancée back in my hometown..."

"Ouyang Jie! Hurry it up!"

Ouyang Jie, on the verge of tears, thought, what kind of people are these, rushing someone to pee!

Besides, is that even something one can control?

If he didn't have to go, he just didn't!

"Brother Song, I really don't have a drop..."

Song Yun hurried over, grabbing Ouyang Jie's shoulder seriously, "Bro, hold on! I will definitely remember your contribution to the group!"

"What? Ah!!! My body!"

As Song Yun pressed on several acupuncture points on Ouyang Jie's body, Ouyang Jie suddenly lost control, and like a dam releasing its water, a torrent of foul-smelling urine gushed out.

"Song Yun, damn you! I hate you so much! Wuu wuu wuu, my pure body!"

"Wipe yourself off!"

Luckily, Song Yun had taken a small packet of tissues with him when he left, and now they came in handy!

"Everybody take off your shoes, dip your socks in the virgin boy's urine, and place them over the breathing valves of your gas masks!"

Song Yun took the lead, and although the smell was unbearable, the desire to survive outweighed the concern for the stench!

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"You all owe your lives to me! Whoever dares to speak of today's events had better not blame me for turning my back on them! And you, Song Yun, you owe me an introduction to Xiao Wan later!"

Once Ouyang Jie had cleaned up, he began to bluster.

"Hey! Boss Song, look here, there's a hole!"

Due to the recent commotion, the scattered bones finally revealed a hidden passage!